Sunday 30 October 2011

GUS 8

..GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH 8. Hi readers please I need your support, kindly vote 4 my frnd sandra iwu in d ongoing gus8...vote  by sending a text SANDRA IWU to 30380(for viewers residing in Nigeria)& +2348100981184 for viewers outside Nigeria. Or vote through www.facebook.com/guldernigeria. Pls watch Gus8 on NTA, STV, sound city on DSTV, Real stars on star Time & Africa magic sunday nite 10-11pm. The voting is 2day from 11pm to 31th monday-11pm, sms cost #10 vote wit many phones and is free on facebook vote many times as possible pls broadcast

Saturday 29 October 2011

SO sorry

Bin rily busy wiv diff issues which I promise 2 share wiv u guys later...buh am back and RELOADED

MR NIGERIA 2011

SILVERBIRD has done it again......dey put 2geda a group of unassuming young pple and pretend 2 be trying 2 pick out d best amongst dem while indeed dey already have well laid out plans..instead of wasting pples tym its beta silverbird just mks it open dah highest bidder gets d title dat way pple are already aware of wats hapning...all d men who contested 4 d mr nigeria 2dae are either fresh graduates,models,students or unemployed ..its only 1 of dem dah has a well paid job DEJI BAKARE..so it didn't come across as a huge surprise wen he was declared winner among d lot even when he Is d least handsome and has d worst body build of all d 18 contestants...and he wants 2 rule bayelsa...NOOOOOOOOO WAY if he can't manage a simple pageant properly wivout partiality den he wud ruin bayelsa if gvn d opportunity ...PLS COPY AND PASTE DIS EVRYWHERE TILL IT GETS 2 d BRUCE FAMILY so dey no we no wat dey are doing ...

Saturday 13 August 2011

stephanie okereke`s relationship in turmoil














Sultry actress, Stephanie Okereke romance with CNN consultant, Linus Idahosa, is currently in turmoil as the actress has been recently disturbed by a strange woman who constantly calls her home from Canada claiming child support for Linus' love child.

Though Linus has denied the claims made by the said woman, Stephanie is said to be heartbroken as she doesn't know who to believe.

We shall keep you posted as events unfold.

joke of the day

On a certain late afternoon, an elegant elderly woman appeared in the Governor's Office with a  she claimed was full of money and demanded to see the Governor. After a lot of paper shuffling and phone calls, she was allowed to see His Excellency. The Governor was curious to know why the woman came to his office with a  of money. 'How much do you have in that ?'. "10 million Naira Your Excellency, and I made it through gambling. I make big bets and win big". The Governor was intrigued. "Your Excellency, am here to make a bet with you that your balls are square, not round" 'My balls are square? How much do you want to bet on that?' "I will bet N25m that your balls are square and we can verify that at 11am tomorrow in this office". The Governor smiled and made the bet. All through the night the Governor kept checking to ensure there was nothing wrong with his balls. Promptly at 11am next day the woman arrived the Governor's office with her lawyer. She requested the Governor to drop his trousers and boxer so his balls could be checked. Since so much money was involved, he obliged. The woman further requested that she be allowed to touch the Governor's balls to be sure. Again the Governor obliged. As the woman was feeling His Excellency's ball with her fingers, her lawyer started banging his head on the wall. 'What's wrong with your lawyer?' Governor asked. The woman laughed and said, "I bet N100m with him that I would have the Governor's balls in my hands before noon today!"

exclusive interview wiv 3 mbgn queens coming up.....

mercy johnson calls off wedding

Its so sad...Popular actress mercy Johnson has finally called off her planned wedding to Odianosen Okojie. This is coming after an allegation of husband snatching was leveled against the actress by Okojie’s wife, Lovely.

Mercy reportedly made the move to absolve herself of the allegation and revamp her battered image.

Calling off the marriage is an advised move aimed at portraying her in good light with fans and critics.

She is being back in this line of action by Christ Embassy, the church that was supposed to host the wedding.

Source claim that despite this move- Okojie is still begging the actress to let them go ahead.But this appears far from becoming reality.

We shall keep you posted as events unfold.

Thursday 11 August 2011

MEN NEVER LISTEN____joke of d dae



MEN NEVER LISTEN

An ageing couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:
My beloved Parents,

I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed herein, you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
So they opened the envelope and in it there was a bottle with a red potion.
The husband looked at the wife and muffled: "You go first." (typical of men!)
So the wife opened the bottle and took a drop, thereafter, her husband followed. Indeed they did turn 5 years younger.
Years later the daughter returned home to find her mother younger and beautiful, strapped a baby to her back.
The mother proceeded to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was so delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father? Hmmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"
"Oh, that's him I have on my back.

NAIJAS FIRST LADY DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN ACQUIRES TWO MORE OIL VESSELS 4 $64 million dollars


According to an online magazine, Nigeria’s first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan is about to get herself listed on the note pad for wealthy Nigerians that are playing big in oil sector.

Information reaching us has it that Mr. President's wife has just taken delivery of two oils vessels.

The move, according to sources, is to further strengthen her interest in the down stream sector.

Mrs. Jonathan earlier in the year purchased two oil vessels. The arrangement was perfected sometimes last year with wealthy businesswoman and boss of SPG Oil and Gas as a front.

The newly acquired oil ships, sources disclosed, were acquired for a whooping $64 million. Dubbed Jascon 34, the oil liners were delivered a couple of months ago.

Those in the know disclosed Sterling Global Oil Resource Limited, a Chinese company based in Victoria Island, Lagos to be the firm handling the business arrangement for the first lady this time.

All the relevant papers that have to do with its operation were said to have equally been sorted out.

The vessels are expected to commence operation any time from now.

Further finding revealed that the company handling the construction of the oil vessels is equally at the moment wrapping up works on another one for the first lady.

The third vessel is due for delivery in the last quarter of the year, an insider divulged.

Special Adviser to the President on Media, Mr Ima Niboro did not respond when we sought his reaction on the development.


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