TONTO dike's GRAMMY WORTHY SONGS

Tonto dike has got to be the BRAVEST woman/person alive @ the moment... Nigerians and even some people abroad woke on Wednesday the 17th of  October 2012 to the most unpleasant and disgusting surprise dished out to them by NOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR @tontolet TONTO DIKE in form of music .....now let's go back 2 the basics as long as I can remember, music can be defined as arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre......and I can authoritatively say that apart from been a continuous noise,Tonto dike's new songs don't possess any of the distinct characteristics of music .Ass kissers and boot lockers went online and started pouring accolades on her and she happily retweeted their accolades .truthful people like us who kept saying the truth were thoroughly lambasted by this people ..this wasn't 4 long as soon enough some truthful celebs on twitter started condemning the songs and 2 my greatest surprise TONTO DIKE LOVERS changed mouth ....the kind insults wey I see today....I kept laughing and laughing ....some people even said it healed sick people in coma as dey had 2 wake up 2 stop the song from playing (TONTO DA PASTOR) .

My dear TONTO God gave u beauty,acting skills and a whole other talents we don't no yet music isn't just 1 of them ...plsssss change ur close friends that encouraged you to release this songs they don't want your progress .

Ur acting skills endeared a whole lot of people to you ....dont chase us away with this terrible experiment of yours .....NIGERIANS love you when u aren't #OVER-HIGH#

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GUS 8

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SO sorry

Bin rily busy wiv diff issues which I promise 2 share wiv u guys later...buh am back and RELOADED

MR NIGERIA 2011

SILVERBIRD has done it again......dey put 2geda a group of unassuming young pple and pretend 2 be trying 2 pick out d best amongst dem while indeed dey already have well laid out plans..instead of wasting pples tym its beta silverbird just mks it open dah highest bidder gets d title dat way pple are already aware of wats hapning...all d men who contested 4 d mr nigeria 2dae are either fresh graduates,models,students or unemployed ..its only 1 of dem dah has a well paid job DEJI BAKARE..so it didn't come across as a huge surprise wen he was declared winner among d lot even when he Is d least handsome and has d worst body build of all d 18 contestants...and he wants 2 rule bayelsa...NOOOOOOOOO WAY if he can't manage a simple pageant properly wivout partiality den he wud ruin bayelsa if gvn d opportunity ...PLS COPY AND PASTE DIS EVRYWHERE TILL IT GETS 2 d BRUCE FAMILY so dey no we no wat dey are doing ...

stephanie okereke`s relationship in turmoil

Sultry actress, Stephanie Okereke romance with CNN consultant, Linus Idahosa, is currently in turmoil as the actress has been recently disturbed by a strange woman who constantly calls her home from Canada claiming child support for Linus' love child.

Though Linus has denied the claims made by the said woman, Stephanie is said to be heartbroken as she doesn't know who to believe.

We shall keep you posted as events unfold.

joke of the day

On a certain late afternoon, an elegant elderly woman appeared in the Governor's Office with a  she claimed was full of money and demanded to see the Governor. After a lot of paper shuffling and phone calls, she was allowed to see His Excellency. The Governor was curious to know why the woman came to his office with a  of money. 'How much do you have in that ?'. "10 million Naira Your Excellency, and I made it through gambling. I make big bets and win big". The Governor was intrigued. "Your Excellency, am here to make a bet with you that your balls are square, not round" 'My balls are square? How much do you want to bet on that?' "I will bet N25m that your balls are square and we can verify that at 11am tomorrow in this office". The Governor smiled and made the bet. All through the night the Governor kept checking to ensure there was nothing wrong with his balls. Promptly at 11am next day the woman arrived the Governor's office with her lawyer. She requested the Governor to drop his trousers and boxer so his balls could be checked. Since so much money was involved, he obliged. The woman further requested that she be allowed to touch the Governor's balls to be sure. Again the Governor obliged. As the woman was feeling His Excellency's ball with her fingers, her lawyer started banging his head on the wall. 'What's wrong with your lawyer?' Governor asked. The woman laughed and said, "I bet N100m with him that I would have the Governor's balls in my hands before noon today!"

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